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A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF
"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
Dans fuckin car lmao get fucked up call dan and he’ll drive you.
Last night I called dan, and he came in dans car.
To do a Dan is to announce that you will be right back, then not actually come back until a minimum of two hours later.
Did you hear about Lee? After losing on League he said he'd be right back, but he ended up doing a Dan.
while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.
yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.
Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
The best rapper of our time. Stream on Spotify, Apple Music, whatever…
Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!