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When you shit in another inmates sink or shit in a box and place it in another cell
I hate that guy so much, I'm gonna give him a nice warm prison cookie
When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it
I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.
Prison Slop occurs exactly two days after Thanksgiving:
It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".
Trevor was hungry and I had no leftovers, so I offered some prison slop
Jimmy is having a prison yard picnic with that other dude
Grown men having sex with other grown men
Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic
Having a knife fight at the stables in Red Dead Redemption 2
Boy 1: Tryna knife fight
Boy 2: Yea get the gang for a prison shank club.
It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.
Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...