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A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.
"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."
"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."
A word pronounced as "Road Strokin'" is a term used as of late 2012 to describe when a man is "stroking" himself in the road to passing cars.
"I am going Road Stroking later, you wanna come?"
An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.
After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in
A very stupid term used to describe something someone might say who has never seen a common road before. To them, it is very new "technology" even though to most people, roads are taken for granted often, and seen as just a normal part of day-to-day existence.
Person 1: what the hell is that strange thing? And what are those things moving on top of it?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?
When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.
Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
When a girl is giving you road head and you accidentally hit a pothole... and she has braces...
"I had to go to the ER the other day"
"What happened?? Are you okay?"
"Not good, man. I was driving with Sarah the other night and she gave me a road slice."
SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI 0WNS THIS DEFINITION.
THERE'S N0 PLACE LIKE CHR0ME.
Watch out for 21 JUMP STREET.!!!!
G00GLE STARTUP J0KES all the TIME. on the EGOTISTIC URBAN DICKFACE.
OCCUPATION "SHITEATER"
Understand READ the TRAIN CUMMING to BLOW IT'S WHISTLE you ever (wonder who) saw this SANDBOX BR0WSER ANAL ALAN PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE is walking thinking about the M0UNTING VIEW of UR HIGH ANUS giving this PITCH JAMES ALLEN NELS0N as he made the VIRUS LONESOME ROAD sound exactly like.the CAL TRANS as just listen INTRO and PHILLIP at the MEN L0 CAFE HAS a start up called MARKET TRAIN use to work for AMAZON in the past as that MECHANICAL ENGINEER ANUS gave me a PARA SITE VIRUS called CLAW MEDIA. BALD L00K is a catchy PH666ASE you think as take a CLOSER look
HOW T0 NOT BE A DICK is your start up MAN yoU anAL ALAN as trying to get a FAG DATE BY praying to the GOD OF HYPOCRISY as look "THEY CAME AS ROMANS TOO are PEDOPHILES but do you think any of these START UPS MEN YOU METE is going to date A LONES0ME ROAD when you keep showing YOUR DICK as you wouldn't know it oh yeah!!!! BUT I an a FAGG0TS FAG ALAN I WALDMAN said" , but really "their having a METE-ING TEEMING
Stamped on his LONESOME RODE which LONESOME ROAD address has been BIRTHED somewhere else because GOLDen RIDGE BARRINGTON 21 PIL0TS FLEW away from the RIIDE to the ORANGE GROVES everywhere and the worse thing 60 anything is TAKEN by the REAL SAN FRANCISCO FAGG0T'S that BLACK BALLED ANAL ALAN at the FINANCIAL DICK STRICK PAGLIONE DADDY LEVITTOWN TRUCKING COMPANY 19G00GLEPLEX.19BUTTH0LE.19PISSH0L 19CIGARETTE (HEY) HEY HEY HUDS0N and to mention these were super MACHO FAGG0T'S that wouldn't ever deal with anything GIRLY.