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Instead of singing in the shower, one makes angry Velociraptor screeches.
I woke up when my girlfriend decided to early morning Shower-Raptor
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Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.
Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.
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The act of ejaculating onto someone.
Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.
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A golden shower but with sperm
It’s called a silver shower because sperm is white
I gave that girl a silver shower
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When you do not have enough time to shower so you quickly clean yourself in your bathroom sink.
Tyler woke up late for work and smelled of liquor from the night before. He decided to give himself a Syrian shower to clear up the musk.
When one mistakenly thinks that one is alone in the house/apartment, and begins to do things one wouldn't do it one was with other people -- like singing, laughing at pictures of Hannah Montana, or fapping.
Chinbo: WHOOAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WHOOOOAHHHH LIVIN ON A --
Tyrone: Dafuq you doin' Chinbo?
Chinbo: Oops didn't see you there! You were so quiet you caused The Shower Effect...