Random
Source Code

Shower-Raptor

Instead of singing in the shower, one makes angry Velociraptor screeches.

I woke up when my girlfriend decided to early morning Shower-Raptor

by avatarmonkeykirby September 17, 2010


Bastard Shower

Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.

Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.

by Diabeticus January 26, 2011


splooge shower

The act of ejaculating onto someone.

Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.

by jah September 08, 2004


Silver shower

A golden shower but with sperm
It’s called a silver shower because sperm is white

I gave that girl a silver shower

by the 5 footer December 28, 2019


Syrian shower

When you do not have enough time to shower so you quickly clean yourself in your bathroom sink.

Tyler woke up late for work and smelled of liquor from the night before. He decided to give himself a Syrian shower to clear up the musk.

by tehsnakecharmer August 26, 2017


Dry shower

Having a shower with no water

Today I had a dry shower. I am still dirty.

by Isla Kanal May 27, 2021


british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.

-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower

by Lola1111 February 04, 2022