guy one: hey wanna have a watermelon?
guy two: i don’t wanna eat phantom chica!
guy one: why are we still friends?
Kim Kardashian west (spots gucci): omg that's so watermelon
Pretend your sucking on a titty, sucking on a watermelon is sucking on a titty for black people.😂
Wasteyute1:have you ever sucked on a titty?
Wasteyute2:nigga I got watermelons ion need no titties
Friends with Benefits, (fruitz)
For recurring seedless hugs, without complications.
Two friends who trust each other enough to engage in sexual activity without fear of hurting the other's feelings. Ideal scenario for folk who are not interested in a serious relationship, or who do not have time for one. Not a boyfriend or girlfriend; neither party has to refrain from dating other people.
He/She is my Watermelon!
We are Watermelons, we are just FwB.
cute ;)
"hey girl youre a cutie.. oh wait thats a watermelon."
Commonly used in SimGM's Kardashian Spoof.
It means "cool" or "awesome".
"So not watermelon."
"Oh my god, stop saying that. Watermelon will never catch on."
"You guys say it too!"
"I have never said that, Kim."
"Don’t listen to her, Khloe. She’s not watermelon."
"So not watermelon."
basically is saying "thats so cool"
Kim marries Ye and everyone is like "Omg that was so not watermelon"