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killing time in Lancaster County, PA ...perhaps with fat girls at the corn maze...
don't wave the flag, just run, run, run.
"Didja go to the hay auction up in Intercourse oncet?"
"Na, we went to the puppet show up in Bird-in-Hand"
"Narf"
"O-shah"
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an amazing display of lightning, as in a lightning storm, usualy all over the sky.
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An overly tattooed person.
A person with multiple piercings in uncommon places.
A person who wears bizarre clothing.
A person with multiple tattoos, piercings and bizarre clothing.
A woman who has no respect for her body or her reputation.
Bob: " Did you check out that new strip club?"
Sam: "You mean the freak show? All the dancers were covered
in tattoos. I was disgusted."
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A song on a iPod or MP3 that is there for show. The owner skips the song when using their player, but keeps it anyway to impress others and show off their musical knowledge.
Kyle (looking at iTouch): You like Linkin Park too? I have an extra ticket to their concert, wanna come with?
Sara: Sure.
Christy: You don't listen to Linkin Park.
Sara: Yeah those songs are all just show tunes.
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When you go to Taco Bell and they fuck up your order and you go all jerry springer on their ass.
We almost went to the strip club but when we swung by tbell, the chick from surf city showed out over some enchiladas and we just all bailed.
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A side effect of binge-watching. Symptoms include a sense of emptiness and depression brought on by realizing you just wasted a good portion of your life watching several seasons of a TV show or an entire movie franchise all at once when you could have managed your time better. Other symptoms may include wanting to shoot/bury/destroy your TV, chronic unemployment, poor hygiene, loss of social life, and terminal irritation because now you have to wait until next season just to go through it all over again.
Term comes from 2015 Amazon FireTV commercial.
Cindy spent the whole weekend binge-watching Game Of Thrones and now she's stuck in a show hole.
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this is not a cat show with prizes at the door. -Oingo Boingo
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