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Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.
Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.
My fingers stink from my cheese skin.
My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.
A euphemism for masturbation.
'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'
Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.
Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.
"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."
When u got a fat piece of cheese so u succccc on it instead of eating it
I didn’t do the cheese suck last night cus I didn’t have any cheese
A cheese deposit is when you visit the fridge, get a handful or two of shredded cheese and deposit it directly into your mouth
Man, last night I was hungry but didn't feel like cooking anything.. So, I just went to the fridge and made a couple cheese deposits instead
When you watch Perfect cell vs Ugandan Knuckles by DevilArtemis. We have discovered that they really like cheese
What do you eat?
Ebola with cheese