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to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend's nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.
Bird gave David a "good game" as Goodbary gagged after David handed him a potent fart muffin as they sat in the President's office discussing the master plan.
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when one farts and it smells as if something has died and is in the process of decaying inside your rectum.
This type of fart usually clears out entire rooms and/or houses depending on how bad the said death fart is.
typically you want to avoid anyone who has death farts often, for they will more then likely stink.
ex...
1."OMG! dude i just death farted in my house, we can't go back inside till its quarantined."
2."dude i had a death far earlier, i threw up a little in my mouth it was so bad."
"ha-ha dam wish i could have smelled it"
3."this old guy at the movies had a death fart and cleared the whole place out. i don't think he could smell it because he was the only one still watching the movie"
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to fart in a botlle and inhale it
jonno just used this fart bong he found he doesn't know who farted in it though
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1. When a male or female has just had anal sex and they proceed to fart afterwards.
2. After one cums in their partners ass, their partner proceeds to fart. This usually ends up causing a bit of a splatter. Sometimes a neat sound effect.
3. A kind of porno, usually consisting of a male and a female. THe male buttfucks her and she farts cum.
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Man 1: Oh dude it was so nasty!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I was having anal sex with Jenny last night and about 5 minutes later she lets out this enormous cum fart
Man 2: That is nasty...
2. "Dude did you here about Jenny last night...she cum farted right after fucking mike."
3.
Go to google.
Type in cum farters
Click on one of the links.
Try to watch it.
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An imposition of speech, it is the deliberate and selfish use of communication to communicate nothing.
A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
Examples of common speech farts:
On an online forum: "IBTL"
In a comments list: "First!"
On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"
In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"
On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
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Quite simply, the day-after farts following a nice sushi deluxe dinner. Possibly, the most toxic farts known to man, with significant and lasting scent notes that linger for many minutes. It is said the recordable barometric levels have dropped significantly after one of these is unleashed.
I dropped the yeti to the ground after I unleashed a toxic wasabi fart in his general vicinity.
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A small release of flatulence or gas from the rectum which usually is silent or close to silent. Usually the owner will try to contain a "ripping fart" and embarrasment in a public place by pushing the gas out slowly, thus causing a *puff* of noxious poison. Most often the owner of the puff fart will grin mischievously and whisper to himself, "That was silent but deadly".
Jane and Frank were out on a first date in Frank's new BMW when Jane felt a gas attack come on. She tried to hold it in until they got to the bar, but she had to lift her right cheek and let out a small but stinky puff fart.
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