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Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.

Little man: You're gay!
Gums: 'you know you're just a faggot.'
Little man: *dies*

by Stalkey man August 20, 2018


Gum

A small flavored thing that you chew.

aye boi can you pass me the gum?

by Candy the Otter January 21, 2021


Gum

Something kids in a mile radius will find you for besides some Hot Cheetos or takis

Me : *opens some gum*
Some person: ayoooo lemme get a piece

by RA_T January 7, 2021


gum

The thin skin that is thin around a man's nuts. often hanging down.

George's gum was hanging out of his boxers in the lockerroom.

by aidangrubby November 7, 2019


Gum

Semen

Look at her skirt....There is gum all over the back.John told me she got her rolling in hay with Jerry..

by Titus rutto October 14, 2019


Gum

A large quantity. From the southern US, where folks sometimes used a hollow gum tree's trunk as a makeshift bucket.

Mama just cooked up a gum of crawfish. Yum!

by calypsopub April 27, 2017


Gum

If you don't know what it is you're f****** retard and you should get some mental help

Bro you got any gum

by Qwertyuuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm June 5, 2019