See also: lonely, loser, geek, nerd or mastrubation.
C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)
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A form of new language that peopla have found neccesary to create to confuse the "older" generation. This new language has given a rise to ALOT of the words that can be found at urbandictionary.com .
FOX NEWS: "Interner slang in dominating the new world...the republican world!!"
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The program that millions of average joes are issued with windows XP every day. This program is flawed by endless amounts of security issues and lack of adequate updates. The only good function of the existance of this program is that it distracts advertising agencies. They concentrate on the computer illiterate Internet Explorer users so that more experienced computer users don't have to deal with ads because they use less prominent, faster, and more useful free browsing applications such as Mozilla FireFox.
My neighbor got twenty new security threats through Internet Explorer yesterday so I didn't have to!
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A girl who you talk to on the internet, and sometimes send pictures of your erect penis. Frequently someone you cybered with and then got to know better. Sometimes they can become good friends.. other times they just clog up your inbox with junky forwards. Or turn out to be guys.
Aww, none of my internet sluts are online.. I'll have to go out and meet some REAL people! (sigh)
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Someone who sits online all day and stalks people aim, myspace, and etc. Often making fake profile to throw off their identity.
George the internet creeper made another fake myspace to mess with people.
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The most ridiculous Browser ever in which my next door neighbor uses as if its the only thing available on the WORLD WIDE WEB!!!! what an idiot even after i inform him all the time how stupid he is and show him Firefox and the Big "O"
and plenty other browsers its like he just cant comprehend the meaning probably like you reading this or someone you know... mind you this is a guy who has more random information stored in his head then should be allowed and or legal prides himself on knowing crap..... long story short I.E is a Piece of Garbage that should be banned from the internet shouldnt be called internet explorer but maybe "T.B.W.T.N.E.T.E the best way to not explore the internet
Me: "Hey i see you must have just bought this computer seeing that you still have "Internet Explorer" In Fact you must have just bought it today"
Complete Idiot: Nah man ive had this thing for like 3 years now..."
Me: What are you Retarded???........
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The fucking reward pages that force you off urban dictionary and wonβt allow you to go back. These are obviously scams that make you feel like you won something even though they pop up almost every fucking time you go on UD. The people who make these reward pages deserve to get hacked as they are ruining this holy site
The people who make these internet scams are fucking scummy cunts
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