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Boringass suburbia, like New Jersey but more full of themselves and with less toxic waste. Long Island the island technically (and rightfully) includes the suburban hellholes known as Brooklyn and Queens which like to masquerade as part of NYC (ha!)
Yeah, right, like some Italian wigger who lives in some big house with a backyard in deadend Ozone Park lives in NYC...Hell will freeze over before anyone in Manhattan refers to Queens as the city!
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To do more work than nesscary, like when someone flexes their back more than needed to do something.
This phrase is usually assoicated with doing with doing extra credit homework or taking 2 hours to work that can easily performed in 30 mins, generally all schoolwork that geeks and nerds do.
Me:How many of pages of coursework you do? I did 9, font size 14
Zubair: Man I was up till 3 in the morning and did 33 pages, font size 10.
Me: Your long flex dude.
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An amazing person, bad to the bone, with an absolutely amazing sense of style. She’s kuul as fuck and goes through a lot more than you’d thing. She enjoys sunsets and all she wants is to fucking cuddle. She’s vegan, worships Jah, and is smart as fuck. She’s really pretty, and might pierce her nose soon. She’s gonna have an amazing Fourth of July as well. I’m so glad I’m friends with her.
Isabella Long is the kuulest person I’ve ever met.
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Abi Long is a very weird specimen of woman. On occasions she can be a bitch but is mainly nice. Abi Long is great in bed and giving blowjobs, she don't spit shes swallows.
Everyone loves Abi
Oi look its Abi Long, shes sucking dick again.
Hey Abi Long, heard you have a dick.
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(Male)
When you are having protected sex and you go to pull out, but the tip of the condom sticks in the hole it was inserted in. As you continue to pull out the condom stretches between your dick and the hole, resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
(Female)
A long chicken is when you are inserting something with a condom on it into an orifice (such as a vibrating egg or dildo) and you pull the item out in a way that stretches the condom between your hand and the orifice in question. The resulting stretched condom very closely resembling the neck of a rubber chicken.
"Oh man dude, I totally gave Sara a long chicken last night."
"... I was pulling the egg out but it slipped and I long chickened myself"
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