long island

Boringass suburbia, like New Jersey but more full of themselves and with less toxic waste. Long Island the island technically (and rightfully) includes the suburban hellholes known as Brooklyn and Queens which like to masquerade as part of NYC (ha!)

Yeah, right, like some Italian wigger who lives in some big house with a backyard in deadend Ozone Park lives in NYC...Hell will freeze over before anyone in Manhattan refers to Queens as the city!

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long flex

To do more work than nesscary, like when someone flexes their back more than needed to do something.

This phrase is usually assoicated with doing with doing extra credit homework or taking 2 hours to work that can easily performed in 30 mins, generally all schoolwork that geeks and nerds do.

Me:How many of pages of coursework you do? I did 9, font size 14

Zubair: Man I was up till 3 in the morning and did 33 pages, font size 10.

Me: Your long flex dude.

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Isabella Long

An amazing person, bad to the bone, with an absolutely amazing sense of style. She’s kuul as fuck and goes through a lot more than you’d thing. She enjoys sunsets and all she wants is to fucking cuddle. She’s vegan, worships Jah, and is smart as fuck. She’s really pretty, and might pierce her nose soon. She’s gonna have an amazing Fourth of July as well. I’m so glad I’m friends with her.

Isabella Long is the kuulest person I’ve ever met.

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long hour

film hour, chased by spouses, regularly best

long hour is our best time

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Abi Long

Abi Long is a very weird specimen of woman. On occasions she can be a bitch but is mainly nice. Abi Long is great in bed and giving blowjobs, she don't spit shes swallows.

Everyone loves Abi

Oi look its Abi Long, shes sucking dick again.

Hey Abi Long, heard you have a dick.

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Long Bobby

During the act of eating ass, you spread your partners butt cheeks so the butthole is visible which is then followed by dropping a steamer in between the two cheeks. You then continue to eat the ass with the steamer present. As this goes on, you reach your hand around the the mouth and finger her mouth until she vomits.

Carl: Hey Steve! Did you hear about Billy this weekend?
Steve: Nah what happened?
Carl: He gave his girl the long bobby!

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Jono Long

To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.

Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!

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