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spring tension

Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.

Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.

by QuacksO June 14, 2023


Sour spring roll

When a uncircumcised asain puts a warhead in the tip of his penis and gets his girlfriend to suck it out

I just gave my girl A sour spring roll

by Goldennugget442 May 7, 2022


Warner Springs, California

A small rural town in the back country of San Diego. There’s a few areas -census-designated places (aka nicknames for parts of city), Oak Grove, Sunshine Summit, Chihuahua Valley, Los Tules, etc. Oak Grove official sign has underneath a wooden sign stating “97 pleasant people, 2 or 3 grouches. Most of Warner Springs needs that sign updated with number of people living there. There are some older residents having lived in forever that own large property, young families as well & a senior community nestled on it.

It’s far from civilization where nearest necessities exist & obviously all Caucasian community. There’s also tribal reservations and a tiny presence of minorities.

Honestly, it’s not hit or miss, there’s really nothing there, you’ll have to drive far to get supplies, no activities, few wineries & bar restaurants that close early. If you’re finding yourself driving to San Diego or Temecula for your usual fun activities, this is not the place for you. If you love living in the boonies, living a secluded boring life this’ll due.

Some friendly people and some who do t want to be bothered. Most are comfortable with people they’re familiar with and most don’t take kindly to outsiders or folks who are not like them.

I don’t want to live far away from the medical facilities, it’s that far.

Ever heard of Warner Springs, California? Neither have I.

by Cacakicks April 27, 2024


Spring leaning

When it's the start of spring and you want to cut your fat % to get that Summer body.

It's time to start my Spring leaning to get ready for Summer.

by Lazygal_ September 3, 2023


Slavic Spring Mix

When you give your bowl a lite-touch™ of salvia.

"Hey, you wanna smoke some of that Slavic Spring Mix?"

"Let me just grab my Adidas tracksuit ."

by Russian Mexican January 19, 2018


Crescent Springs

A place where cute saggin they pants boys live wit they barbie girls they head up to the park and play basketball , people who live here usually get drunk on the weekends cus there ain shit better to do.

Crescent springs ,

by Looooverrrgirr April 11, 2011


spring checked

Signing the papers in the spring for a new snowmobile delivered in the fall.

I just spring checked for a '24 Polaris X650.

by Captain Dave March 28, 2023