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Blue Waffle bloo-wof-uh l : A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue Waffle infections are a result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infestations as well as areas high in whoredom.
-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
-go to google.com type in blue waffle and hit im feeling lucky.
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It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.
Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.
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Forcibly holding someone down with a tennis racquet in such a manner that the impressions left on their face, back, etc. resembles that of a waffle.
Destroying one’s will; breaking someone’s spirit so that their confidence level is shattered.
Karen was waffle-housed after being pinned down by Jen’s tennis racquet.
Karen just got waffle-housed!
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1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.
2. Vagina.
3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.
Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."
Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"
Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"
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1. The art of pooping on your partner's face through a teinnis racket, therefore leaving an attractive waffle pattern on their face.
2. The fact that Eggo ran out of waffles resulting in unhappy children all ove the world.
3. A frozen waffle that is just slightly too large to fit in the standard toaster.
Last night I found that we were out of saran wrap so I gave Jamie a waffle debacle instead!
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It's the fuel for a bro's ego.
I was getting my swell on at the gym when this broad told me I had nice arms. My daily ego waffle.
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Also seen as wflpwnd. (1)It is used to describe pwnage so severe that the person receiving the pwn now looks like a waffle.
(2)Major Pwnage in which person feels as if they have several indents in there body, like a waffle.
(1)As Timmy was playin COD4 he said "OMG noobzars, i am about bout to wflpwn you all!"
Proper way: I just Waffle Pwnd a bunch of nubs, on DotA!
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