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Sunday morning flu

Waking up hungover due to drinking and staying up late the night before. Usually but not always includes the symptom of vomiting.

Should I call into work sick or not? I have the Sunday morning flu.

by foodboy96 October 29, 2023


kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings

Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.

by Slamb Doctor December 21, 2017


flu du

shortened from the word flunkle dunk meaning someone who is retarded

shall we go get john, nar hes a flu du forget it

by ADoubleM February 22, 2010


pig flu

Comes from pigs.

Man: *Sneezes*
Man 2: Oh shit! You pig flu!

by thepigboy May 12, 2009


India Flu

India Flu, Also known as Bharat Influenza, is an infection of the nose, throat and lungs, which are part of the respiratory system. The India specific strain is a persistent variant that can drag on for months or years and is indicated by a near constant cough.

The primary method of contracting the India (Bharat) strain of Influenza is by working near or around India.

The first and most important step in preventing India Flu is to constantly spray Lysol around your desk and keep a mist of Lysol in the air around you.

John came home from work with a severe case of India Flu.

by Central Lexicologist November 30, 2024


Fanny flu

When the discharge from her vag looks like boogers

"Mate, I was about to go down on this sweet ass but when she turned over she had some serious fanny flu"

by Qwenbee May 20, 2017


Maithri Flu

A very rare variant of influenza that spread like fire in a school's cultural event which is being speculated as the cause of the current flu outbreak in Chennai. This variant is highly contagious and common symptoms are: fever, cold, fainting, extreme hunger, exams not getting postponed.

A: Hi did you go to Maithri this year ?

B: Yes I have Maithri Flu now.

by Andreww Tatez September 22, 2022