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A person who outwardly doesn't appear nerdy but is.
P1: Whos that cheerleader?
P2: Oh thats Caitlin, I went to see Harry Potter with her. We both dressed up as wizards.
P2: Wait.... That cheerleader likes Harry Potter?
P1: Yeah she's a low key nerd.
1. to make a mistake or screw up in a careless or stupid manner.
2. fail to perform as expected or live up to a responsibility.
"Bill really left the keys in the mailbox on that account..."
"The Mets have once again left the keys in the mailbox this season..."
1. A child who comes home from school in the absence of his/her parents. A child who is not ready to be a latch key kid should be sent either to daycare or a friend's house in the afternoon.
2. Could also mean a young/apprentice locksmith.
1. Jimmy was a latch-key kid because his mom works afternoons and his dad is in jail for burglary and arson. Maybe he shouldn't have been going home alone because he's been missing since last thursday. Probably got lost, the dumb little bastard.
2. Jimmy, our latch-key kid, got electrocuted while trying to unlock an outlet cover.
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Key lime disease, also known as Lyme ridiculosis, is an infectious disease caused by extreme narcissism and low intellect. Known to be debilitating, it affects the brain by restricting blood flow, and fully hardens the heart. The most common signs of infection are an expanding belief that everybody is coming to get you, that those who hurt you (even in insignificant ways) deserve severe harm, and the inability to not sweat the small stuff. Prevention includes: never eating limes, growing the f up, and spending time with psychiatric help. Self delusion is a hellofa drug.
Did she just say that? That's absolutely heinous! I'm no doctor, but she must have Key lime disease.
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A girl that is a kind person that does not dress or act like a slut, but hooks up and fucks different guys almost every weekend. When confronted with being a slut, a low key slut will usually say, "It was only that weekend" or "I didn't think anything would happen until it did" or "I wasn't thinking straight that night" or "don't judge me based on one night" or ask why you are so interested in her life.
Person 1: "She seems like a nice person". Person 2: "She is, but she's hooked up with 6 guys in the last two weekends dude". Person 1: "Damn she's a low key slut then".
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When at a party/gathering, all the men place their key rings into a bowl. Next, each woman takes a turn and grabs a key ring at random. Which ever ring she pulls, is the man she sleeps with.
Mary and I hooked up last night at a key ring party.
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