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Math homework

A type of torture teachers give school kids. Although for some reason some people think this is fun and actually like it. Sometimes it wont be bad, but most of the time it leads to screaming, crying and headaches.

Hey dude you down to play?
I can't, I have math homework.

by I_want_to_sleep_forever December 14, 2020

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Jackson Math

This tells you all you need to know

If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?

The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel

Fuck Jackson Math

by JacksonScience October 12, 2021


Math Moses

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.

Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?

Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses

by PWHAT May 22, 2009


Gaetz Math

Gaetz Math, as an economic concept, explaining why two completely rational individuals might interact in otherwise questionable affairs, to distribute financial means to workers in "non-representable" professions.

Now I know we said we were going to add 200,000 jobs back to the market but it lookin more like 20....I know, I know, guys GAETZ MATH!

by WWOREOD April 13, 2021


Math Says No

Commonly used by those withing the "nerd" world, math says no when one is attempting to do something that is mathematically impossible.

Try putting a pop can in a pill bottle, without modifying the pop can, math says no.

by sdmented June 27, 2009


Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.

Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.

by Alkaiser September 9, 2010


math rocks

chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.

player: i shoot the troll

gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack

player: .....nat 1.....

gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points

player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT

other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure

player: FUCK YOU

by asxdghjkl June 3, 2021