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np: Michael DeWayne Brown (b 1954-)
(aka: Gilligan. Wile E. Coyote.)
n. Brown
1. n. Former head of Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). FEMA (aka: Federal Excessive Masturbation Autocracy.)
2. n. Former Arabian horse inseminator. (ie-technician who pulls the dong of an Arabian stallion, and then injects the effluent into the cooch of the mare for purposes of pedigree horse breeding. (See: splooge broker.)
3. n. Former splooge broker to President George W Bush. (See patronage appointments.)
4. n. (generic) Any man bearing a strong resemblance to a large slug or turtle, who frequently uses the term ‘balls to the wall.’ Any mollusk-like individual obsessed with balls.
5. n. (generic) A paunchy fashion god of the LLBean type. Any flabby middle-aged caucasian male who believes that rolling up his sleaves makes him appear macho and decisive, despite massive evidence to the contrary (see George W Bush, Dick Cheney, James Earl Carter.)
6. n. (slang: brown bag) A douche bag. An enema bag.
7. n. (generic) A whiner. One who whines, and blames others/everybody for his mistakes. (See stool pigeon.)
8. n (generic) A fall guy. (See Admiral Husband Kimmell.)
9. n. (generic) A scape goat used to draw attention away from a systematic government failure of massive proportions.
10. n. (sports) A coach. (ie-the act of firing the coach of a professional sporting team because it is impossible to fire the owner. See George Steinbrener.)
v. to brown:
1. v. To whine. To blame others for one’s own mistakes.
2. v. To fail miserably at a task, usually as a result of total ineptitude, incomptetence and indecisiveness. To make a bad situation worse through incompetence. (see: cockup, clusterfuck, hump the bunk, fuck the dog.)
3. v. the act of answering urgent emails with ridiculous understatements, suggesting that the recipient did not understand the gravity of the message. (ie-Message: “The 9th ward levy just broke, and New Orleans is under 18 feet of water!” Reply: “Thanks for the update. I’ll start looking for an alternate supplier of mardi gras beads.”)
“Oh stop browning, already. You know it was your fault.”
“Boy did I ever michael brown that job up!”
“Be sure to pack the brown bag for the trip to Mexico. We might need it if we get a case of Montezuma’s revenge.”
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The parallel brown lines left on the porcelain of a toilet bowl after a flush.
These resemble the smoke lines left by the precision aerobatic team the Red Arrows of the British Royal Air Force.
"I don't know who was last in that toilet but it looks like the Brown Arrows sure put on a good display..."
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"Brown boys" means $100 bills in Canadian currency
Got a pocket full of brown boys
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A phrase used to describe explosive diarrea. In this context, however, it is implied that the diarrea is being used as a weapon to defecate on another, or to vandalize property. The act of defication is often coincides with yelling the phrase "brown storm".
The suspect was handcuffed in the back of the squard car. As the police officer drove him to jail, the suspect turned around in the back seat, yanked his pants down, pressed his buttocks to the grill in the squad car cage, yelled "brown storm!", and sprayed the cop and the whole front of the car with a messy brown storm.
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A "brown bunny " is a beautiful/cute black girl or black baddie . Most of the time an influencer or insta baddie .
With a streetwear or hood glamour aesthetic and extend to arthoe etheral and cotagecore aesthetic .
"Oh check her insta , this girl is stunning shes my fav brown bunny on insta"
" Nina kimiko ! This girl is sooo beautiful she's a real brown bunny "
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A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.
Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.
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Wifey material; a lady that's fine, smart, classy, but not full of herself. Real sexy, but not a ho n got that nice brown sugar skin tone!
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