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When you and your partner fuck in a smoldering hot shower
Guy: what do you say we turn up the heat in here?
Girl: you mean like satans den
Guy: yea
Girl: but my pussy is still burnt from last time
To insult/threaten Satan in order to make him fear God even more.
"We smoking that Satan pack!"
The best protein power. Gets you high and your hopes too, you aren’t reaching that fucking deadlift you fucking fatass.
P1”hey have you tried Satan Nigger Rape Madness? It helped me get my 90kg deadlift in!”
P2 “my fucking negro… that’s the basic fucking deadlift weight normal people could lift”
Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.
Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*