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A vegan who exclusively eats grass and greens.
Usually 50% more annoying than a standard vegan.
You know they're a rabbit vegan when they use a mower bag to not waste any of that grass.
a garden
After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!
Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.
Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.
Someone that cuts you open just to motorboat your insides
I hear that vegan cannibals are the new hot thing since its more ethical.
Literally, it’s vegans celebrating... but with dinner!
Winner winner vegan dinner! There’s more than two options on the menu for me!
Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off
"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"
When you eat half a salad and a half hamburger
So do you like meat Ashley?
I'm half vegan so I only eat half a steak and half a salad .
Okay that's great ! Let's go to a steakhouse!