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When you eat half a salad and a half hamburger
So do you like meat Ashley?
I'm half vegan so I only eat half a steak and half a salad .
Okay that's great ! Let's go to a steakhouse!
Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off
"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"
A vegan who exclusively eats grass and greens.
Usually 50% more annoying than a standard vegan.
You know they're a rabbit vegan when they use a mower bag to not waste any of that grass.
After listing my vegetables as being sourced from my vegan farm, their sales at Whole foods are through the roof!
A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
hey riad get it through your helmet... Don't worry, i'm not a vegan
Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.
Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.