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Apple Drink
Noun
The ghetto version of Apple Juice
Its chemical formula is almost identical to that of grape drink except for one key element.
Ingredients:
Sugar
Water
Green
You might have one of your black friends over, Tod.
I don't think I know what "grape drink"is, I have some Apple Juice?
Tod: What the fuck is juice?!
I want some apple drink. It's greeeeeen!
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something that people say to break silence, usually said due to habits
Person 1: Hey, did you see that new movie?
Person 2: Yeah, pretty cool.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: apple boobs
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Hey, is that like a case for putting make-up in or something?
No my retarded girlfriend bought me a apple mac laptop. She must think I'm a bitch.
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Expletive, meaning nonsense, buncombe, or bunk. Exclamation of disbelief.
Henry claims that his flivver will break sixty. APPLE SAUCE!
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A sexual act in which the male tucks his erection between his legs, bends over and is sucked off from behind. For added effect the female can slap his ass cheeks making them red, and his dong appears as the stem. Not to be confused with the alcoholic drink. Though the former may lead to the latter.
Guy 1: One of them said they was gonna suck my dick from the back. I'm tryin' to see what that be like!
Guy 2: It would look like she's eating a big red Washington apple.
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Apple Juice is one of my most prized possetions in all of man-kind. Girls dont treat my needs, its the apple juice that gives me the satisfaction i need to carry on with my day. if i dont get my share of apple juice everyday, you dont wanna be around, you don't wanna make me angry, cuz u wont like me when im angry. The Second i break the seal, its like penetrating the tightest vagina, possibly, ever produced. e.g: like a six year old child. As soon as that crisp liquid touches my tongue, it just makes me wanna jump. ...... crack the seal on a 1 litre of that good ol' A.J, it will rock your world! seriously, rock you like a hurricane. The Best Kind Of Apple Juice To Purchase, For Exeptional Price, along with the exquisant flavour. And the smoothness of the no pulp beverage. This Drink Has Been Nominated as the best drink in the universe, defeating the grape drank by a mile. literally, a mile. I mean thats a long way. Come on! Now i will reveal the hidden brand name and all elements that comes along with it. Here It is!, Apple Juice, Low Acid, From Concentrate, HAS TO BE NO NAME!
Evan, Colton, Nathan, Big Bear, Slamel, Hannah your an ape oh, btw apple juice gives me boners
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