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The people who use Late-Stage Capitalism unironically.
See Champange Socialist
Person 1: "Pissing and shiting themselves about the Socialist Commie revolution on Twitter."
Person 2: Hey, isn't your dad a chief oil tycoon, you must have had a pretty soft life. Why are you activating this stuff?
Person 1: "Blocks Person 2."
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A huge epidemic among teenagers; where presumably “heterosexual” boys act soft for followers. In other words, “Tik-Tok faggots.”
Person: Awe, aren’t soft boys so cute.
Person: Nah, I don’t fuck with that gay shit, the fuck?
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When a female tries to convince you, that they really only want or like Soft Sex all of the sudden, after being pounded and fucked deep and hard for a year and half, with the results being 1000’s of body trembling orgasms.
Usually it is made into a Scandal to use as an excuse or a smokescreen, that can pass as a reason to exit, or be a cold mean bitch. Also is used to make one fee bad, and think that their (very desirable) huge thick cock is actually hurting her or doing damage now a days.
This type of Scandal, will be used by the same kind of bullshit artist, as the girl who tries to convince you that her new guys pencil dick. is better than any thick big cock.
Soft Sex and Small Cocks are her specialty over night.
1. I really wanted to believe that baby brat I was dating, was mature, but when she needed an out, she pulled the Soft Sex Scandal card out again.
2. Hey Chief, your Ex GF is such a cheap, using, liar, to go with that Soft Sex Scandal shit again. After how hard you dicked her down, for a year and a half, that slut better pull her pants up and check herself.
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When you're wearing all black and a trucker come up and asks you if you're a soft goth.
Trucker: "Are you a Soft Goth?"
Patron: "What is a Soft Goth?"
*Patron is wearing all black
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That girl is tight. Landing strip or triangle?
Nah man, soft shell taco.