Douche Burger

A name used to insult someone, is used like words like douche or douche bag

Chris is such a fucking douche burger!

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Turtle Burger

Another word for a hermaphrodite.

Lady GaGa is a total Turtle Burger.

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Burger King

also: BK
An abbreviation for a major Boner Killer. The mere thought of this homely individual will snuff out the most raging boner.

guy 1: I was going to have to stand up to do my presentation for the class in like 30 seconds, and i had this gigantic rager that wouldn't quit!
guy 2: Oh no! What happened?
guy 1: Luckily the girl presenting before me was a 250 pound bra-less burger king, with gnarly camel toe to boot...
guy 2: Dear God, your boner never stood a chance.
guy 1: Yeah, I nearly felt sorry for it.

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vagina burger

a swear word, so perverse, so nonsensical, and so super-fly that it will pretty much dominate any other swear and make anyone who hears it wet their pants INSTANTANEOUSLY.

(awkward silence) "vagina burger!" (awkwarder silence)

"awww, vagina burger."

"VAGINA BURGER, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!"

"hey vagina burger, i'm sorry to hear about your brother dying and shit."

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flipping burger

To get annoyed at a burger because something has gone wrong with it.

Me: Damn my flipping burger has spilt relish!
You: Too bad.

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mong burger

noun:
1. Any fast food (not necessarily a burger) that causes nausea, undesired swelling, or a complete loss of all bowel control.
2. A burger that was not made to your order and therefore causes you to be sick or sad.
adjective:
1. A phrase used to describe any event, sight, or idea that may make you sick, nauseous, or ill.

Noun -
Charlie: Dude, is that a huge brown stain on David's pants?
Richard: Yep, looks like he had a mong burger today.

Adjective -
Charlie: Oh dude, this girl last night whipped out her schlong and grossed out everyone at the bar!
Richard: Wow, that's pretty mong burger, man.

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fur burgers

When u get the muches and ure surrounded by chicks, its time to go get so downunder. (refer to harold and kumar go to white castle.)

Niel patcrik harris "dude screw white castle hamburgers. lets go get real humburgers. fur burger."

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