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having sexual intercourse by using a condom so as to prevent pregnancy. The verb form is condomate.
Condomating is one of the effective contraception methods.
If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)
(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"
(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"
(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."
(Jill) "No, should I?"
(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"
A Condom Nugget is a person that's an Asshole, or just being annoying.
Jerryf: "I don't want to hang out with Nicholas, he's such a condom nugget
When you tell a joke about your scrotum
Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no
The wrapping around rolls of coins.
We need coin condoms to drop these quarters off at the bank.
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The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash
Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash
A goof troop filled with users that screw up the Landonia patriarchy and borrowing the name from the accident that led to their birth.
y’all fuckers look like the condom corp 💀