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High School

Orignally high school was ment to be a place for kids to start getting high. However, drug criminalization and political correctness stopped this institution from keeping it's true goal. So now, high schools are ran by people who claim that high school is a place of learning. However, this is a false statement. I don't think anyone actually believes that.

I hate high school. Junior high was less intense. (JK of course.)

by Celestasia May 9, 2005

301๐Ÿ‘ 129๐Ÿ‘Ž


high templar

A StarCraft unit capable of creating hallucinations and psionic storms to destroy their enemies. Also capable of fusion into an archon.

The high templar accidentally killed all of his zealots in a psionic storm.

by Zomby_Woof January 30, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


high clouds

a system of clouds used to describe one's level of high-ness when smoking marijuana. many use the 1-10 scale but i prefer the 1-13 scale. cloud 1 means you are only buzzed. cloud 2-3 is the relaxing stages. clouds 3-4 are the minor trip highs. clouds 5-6 are strong trips. clouds 7-8 are the most major trips. and cloud9 is the best high you can get on either scale, best described as "Marijuana Heaven" hence the name cloud 9. cloud 10 is where your too high and its not even fun anymore. 11 is where your now in pain or such extreme confusion from your high that your getting scared, (you may already be slightly scared on level 10). cloud 12 means you NEED to go to the hospital or you may permanently "melt" your brain forever. cloud 13 (the unlucky number) means that you are on the verge of death. cloud 12 is very very very difficult to reach, and you'll most likely be cut off by then by whomever you may be smoking with, unless your alone. cloud 13 is practically impossible to reach. you would most likely need to be forced more weed to get to this point because most people pass out before they reach 12 even.

stoner 1: yo, dude, im trippin what high clouds you at?

stoner 2: im in marijuana heaven man.

stoner1: shi* this guys on cloud 9!!!!

stoner 3: dude im on cloud eleven im scared shi*less *passes out*

stoner 1&2: oh shiiiiii*!

by stonerJesus May 15, 2011

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High Roller

Rich guy that has a nice car, nice clothes and buys everything he likes.

Yo that guy with that benz a high roller yeah.

by Dazzle August 5, 2003

574๐Ÿ‘ 260๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band high

A natural high that members in band receive while playing their instruments. This safe high is possible through excessive playing. The lack of oxygen that travels to your brain when playing causes a natural high. This is why band nerds/band geeks are loopy during and after band. There is also a pre-band high in which the band student is excited for the high and gets high on their own.

Note- Percussionists come with their own high, its just part of their personality.

Note 2-The band high is very obvious when various instruments are trying to reach high notes almost impossible to get.

The Band High:

Flute 1: Omg band, omg band, omg band! AHH! YAY FOR BAND!!!

Flute 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BAND! HA HA! I LOVE BAND! Isnt it Flipping awesome?

Flute 1: Duh it is! Watch me play this ultra high note!

by Avk1993 September 3, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Natural High

The state of being in an extraordinarily happy mood or being "high" without being in possession of any drugs. Usually lies within a person's genes leaving that person with a unique and indescribable character. If not a trait, this may be caused by common daily activities such as eating heavily or consuming certain foods, drinks, and sweets. It comes all natural.

Person1: Hey, remember that one time... I forgot what I was gonna say. I want something sweet though.

Person2: *Bursts out in laughter for 5 minutes and coughing* Something sweet does sound good though.

(Both subjects continue to laugh demonstrating them to be in a natural high state)

by UtDuhJam October 25, 2012

33๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Money High

The brief feeling one gets right after finding money (usually a large amount) in their pocket, car, under the bed, etc.

Cooper: "Whoa, dude, how'd you get 70 bucks? Your grandma? lol"

Andy: "Umm, NO man, I found it in my sock drawer, it was such an awesome money high."

by Anna! =) November 27, 2009

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