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The Eve of Christmas Eve, December 23. Two Eves make an Adam.
I can't stay out tonight, I need to see family for Christmas Adam.
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A shit day when I have to spend my hard earned cash on my ungrateful little kids. A day that many people around the world hate, especially in the times where we are all skint because immigrants steal all our jobs and we get made redundant.
Daddy, please can I get a new game for Christmas?
NO! I am not spending any money on you and I'm not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on Christmas Day, you can do one! Sorry but thanks to that damn Polish twat starting at work, my hours have been cut!
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The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).
Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.
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saturday night. old school word used to describe how afro americans celebrate saturday night. getting clean, washing the car, going out to the club and celebrating.
you can tell it is black christmas, man these brothers are lub and this club is packed.
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Some one that is cheap all year but will do what ever it takes to have a big bang at Christmas.
My husband is cheap as shit all year but the Christmas Whore found the money to buy all the kids I-phones and Mac computers.
That Christmas Whore is totally screwed for what they spent.
A Christmas Whore will do anything for a good time and pay afterwards.
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baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!
mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!
early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
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Every day leading up to Christmas send him a different booty pic. On Xmas night give him the whole thing.
babe can we do booty Christmas this year in the spirit of Christmas
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