Matt

Basically the worst person to ever exist. Like the devil on earth. He smells too. Don’t forget he’s poor.

“That gay is a Matt.”

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Matt

A dick head of a person, usually fat and lazy. Has brown eyes and greasy brown hair. He is usually a band director. He has a record of revealing himself more than one a year to his students. Tends to have a red butt crack. No matching clothing. Wears clothes that don't fit. Is probably gay. Cusses out students. So if you ever see a Matt RUN!

Eww.... It's Matt... What a pig

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Phat Matt

One who believes he is awesome beyond belief but who is in reality the worlds fattest(not really phatest)loser. Phat Matt usually gives himself the name to appear cool instead of just fat.

Who is that driving that piece of shit car? Ohh it's Phat Matt

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Matt Walsh

A snowflake who works for the Daily Wire hate group who doesn't know what a woman is.

"What is a woman?"

A fucking person, who are you? Matt Walsh?

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matt damon

Matt Damon is repulsive.

abhorrent, abominable, animal, creepy, cruddy, disagreeable, disgusting, distasteful, dog, dorky, earth pig, forbidding, foul, funky, grody, gross, hateful, hideous, horrid, loathsome, nasty, nauseating, noisome, objectionable, obnoxious, odious, off-putting, pig, pugnacious, repellent, revolting, sickening, sleazeball, sleazy, spastic, stinky, ugly, undesirable, unpleasant, unsightly, vile

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matt harvey

An amazing pitcher for the New York Mets who sadly had to get Tommy John surgery and wouldve been the best pitcher on the Mets. He went 9-5 before getting Tommy John, but got at least 10 no decisions because of the mets bullpen giving up leads and might've won at least 15 games in 2013 and will miss the 2014 season and will return in 2015 and will be very good

Jason heyward: yo, i just struck out.

Freddie freeman: im guessing you faced matt harvey

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Matt Symons

the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.

1. matt symons is a trouf of douche

2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.

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