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An amazing pitcher for the New York Mets who sadly had to get Tommy John surgery and wouldve been the best pitcher on the Mets. He went 9-5 before getting Tommy John, but got at least 10 no decisions because of the mets bullpen giving up leads and might've won at least 15 games in 2013 and will miss the 2014 season and will return in 2015 and will be very good
Jason heyward: yo, i just struck out.
Freddie freeman: im guessing you faced matt harvey
A stupid fucking potato. God of sex. He was the first lifeform ever formed, he was created by chemicals reactions in the primordial ocean.
Matt is stupid .
Basically the worst person to ever exist. Like the devil on earth. He smells too. Don’t forget he’s poor.
A dick head of a person, usually fat and lazy. Has brown eyes and greasy brown hair. He is usually a band director. He has a record of revealing himself more than one a year to his students. Tends to have a red butt crack. No matching clothing. Wears clothes that don't fit. Is probably gay. Cusses out students. So if you ever see a Matt RUN!
Eww.... It's Matt... What a pig
the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.
1. matt symons is a trouf of douche
2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.
A couple based on lies. In which the man has been cheating the girl since they got together, with the girl she thinks he left her for.
Matt and Lynsey's relationship is such a joke, she's crazy if she thinks they are exclusive
The baddest mother trucker in the IT world.
Q: Who is that installing all that RAM on your motherboard?
A: That's Matt O'Leary and he's one baaad mother trucker.