Random
Source Code

cum harvesting season

the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.

-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season

person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~

by jummyjummy69 November 23, 2021


A Good Two Seasons

A long period time that an individual goes without a certain act, experience, or idea.

"It's been a good two seasons since I've had a decent handjob"

by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010


Ball dropping season

The season where a boy in middle school leaves over break with his balls dropped, a deeper voice, an Adam’s apple, and hair in his ass

His voice hasn’t changed but it’s ok it’s not ball dropping season

by Maryjuliana September 05, 2022


Season-3 Zuko

Referring to the state of self in which one has attained "fullness", or a total sense of one's self and destiny.

"If you can't handle me at my season-1 Zuko, you don't deserve me at my season-3 Zuko." - Marilyn Manson

by Finlay Bain July 19, 2017


season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.

While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?

by toiletjocky March 01, 2015


seasonally ethnically ambiguous

When the shade of your skin changes significantly between seasons enough that people can't pin down what ethnicity you might be.

Person A: "Oh Man, it's winter again. People can't tell if I'm brown enough to be racist to or white enough to be polite to"

Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"

by epiwonk July 21, 2021


One Season Hoe

Specifically a hoe or man hoe who’s only a love interest for one season. A temporary lover. This can be applied for tv series, or seasonal months.

Tarmeesha: Girl I’m dumping him tomorrow, Daquan just a one season hoe.

Jaqueela: Mmm ok girl I got you.

by Reus11 December 21, 2017