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Tard Lane

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.

This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.

by quitepedantic October 2, 2015


Lane-Cucked

The result of Lane-Cucking, the act of driving in one lane to block another driver from accessing the same lane or the lane opposite, resulting in the other driver to miss their turn. Most commonly found on highway exits.

Passenger: "Why didn't you turn? That was our exit?
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"

by Mental Crohn's April 28, 2019


oliver lane

The feeling you get having had an anal douche session, followed by an anal bleaching then lastly a fisting from a wart-handed, homeless, incest librarian assistant. It resembles the feeling of brutal felching with one's own extremely attractive step sister.

Blimey, it feels as if I've just had an Oliver lane.

by Saganh January 12, 2014


Peppermint Lane

That thing where you put a starlight mint in your mouth and give oral sex so you can keep watching Hallmark Christmas movies all night long.

My jaw is sore. I took my husband to Peppermint Lane while I watched Christmas for Christmas on Hallmark channel.

by Fionna Schwab January 6, 2020


stain your own lane

Doing something stupid in your area of expertise

I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.

by DocM&M August 17, 2020


Lane Brat

when a very aggressive driver continuously weaves in and out of traffic, despite making minimal forward progress

god, this guy in the BMW is being such a lane brat!

by Ryan_the_stupid_cashier April 23, 2018


Lane Frumps

The awkardly malformed, obese, or otherwise odd-looking bums that hang around in bowling alleys.

Dude, take a look at those lane frumps-that one's obese on one side and all shriveled on the other!

by Bjorkish October 9, 2007