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Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
When 2 cars in different lanes both switch into their counterpart's lane at the same time.
eg: Car A moves from the left lane into the right lane. At precisely the same time Car B moves from the right lane into the left lane.
Commonly the cars involved in the lane exchange are in close proximity (1-3 cars apart) however an exchange can take place over greater distance without either party being aware of it.
The lane exchange is Mother Nature's way of returning traffic pressure to equilibrium.
Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.
I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!
when a very aggressive driver continuously weaves in and out of traffic, despite making minimal forward progress
god, this guy in the BMW is being such a lane brat!
Chris lane is one of Colbert's most legendary and admirable men. He really gets things done. MM
I'm gonna be great just like chris lane