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Hey you McDonald's Eating Trash Nugget. Wait I mean Sam
Influencer wanna be that actually might make it. tad preppy but everyone wants to be him.
oh look, its Cooper McDonald - the YouTuber. he is blogging after his first year med exams!
It is where a guy dressed as Ronald Mcdonald cums on a McDonald's front counter
Have you seen that Mcdonald's ketchup
Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can bring a dead person back to life.
Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Spritetaste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.
Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!
The most carbonated shit in the world that will burn off your esophagus
Last night I had some McDonald's Sprite, that shit had me crying in pain. I had to go to the ER because it burned off my esophagus :((
*cries*