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potato basket

A basket full of rotten potatoes and fat &@$!*%# cats keep licking it!!!

Ewwwww! A potato basket!

by Poopalotinatheatreandlicking December 20, 2013


Alaskan flounder basket

While you and your significant other are making love, and she/He proceedes to give you a glow job with his anaus directly above your chest giving you a perfect view for the "show". Then right before you orgasm your partner gloriously defecates all over your face and chest.

The other day daisy gave me an Alaskan flounder basket, and it was beautiful!

by ASK ME WHY June 13, 2017


clit basket

The space in the middle of a man’s upper lip below his nose, when recessed or dipped down.

This can be used to sit a girl’s clit in while performing cunnilingus.

Kirby rested her clit in his clit basket while he went down on her.

by Dr. Peeps January 9, 2018


Basket slap day

On Halloween you can hit anyone With your candy basket and not get in trouble.

Basket slap day is when you can Slap your brother with your candy basket and not get in trouble

by Spiderboy18 October 19, 2019


Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

by Boodreaux November 23, 2019


use the basket

Using the basket is when you are having sex and your partner lets you finish in their mouth.

Guy 1: How is your girlfriend
Guy 2: She's great she let me use the basket last night

by Basket user 69 December 10, 2015


louisiana laundry basket

A sexual act involving a laundry basket, octopus tentacles, and tomato sauce. The man slathers the female with the tomato sauce, places the laundry basket over her anus and vagina and proceeds to take the tentacles in her baking and anus.

“Man I couldn’t walk right after Mike gave me the Louisiana Laundry Basket last night”

by 360°NoScope April 14, 2020