When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat
Highest customer seating in a comic book store event. Most often used in the northwest and some along the east coast.
Damnit, I wanted the thachery seating at this event. I'm the best customer they ever had so I deserve it.
A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
Toilet seat killer executed
When you sit in a chair doing nothing for a long duration of time.
This class is easy, all you do is warm a seat and you get an A.
In Britain it is another word for an audience
Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.
Meaning you done messed up; you messed your spot up
Yo you done flagged your seat with that shit.
The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.
"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."