When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid
Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO
When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
A seat in the back but backwards
Aw man Shawn, let’s ride in the backseat seat in the 1963 dodge station wagon!
When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat
Highest customer seating in a comic book store event. Most often used in the northwest and some along the east coast.
Damnit, I wanted the thachery seating at this event. I'm the best customer they ever had so I deserve it.
A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
Toilet seat killer executed
The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.
"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."