Half Asian

People whos ethnicity consists of half asian and half something else.

Kiko is the greatest half asian in the whole entire world, my idol. Even if she has frequent chest pains. baboonaphiles!!!
LhahahahOaaaaaahLha!

Asian 5

Mainly a New Zealand school term i'd say. But maybe used in other countries.

Basically means picking the 5 hardest subjects in Yr 13 (last year before uni) in NCEA standard. These are-

- Maths with Calculus

- Maths with Statistics

- Physics

- Chemistry

- Biology.

Some might also include English LvL 3(plz notice it's very hard for science-heads, i've experienced) as 6th subject.

Dude 1: So what topic are u planning to do this year?
Dude 2: Asian 5......sob sob*
Dude 1: MAN ur INSANE to the MEMBRANE......going med school??
Dude 2:yep.....

Asian Chad

The lifestyle of being able to make K-Pop stand wet instantaneously.
Usually their dads gift Asian Chads T-shirts.

Damn. Philipp is such an Asian Chad.

Asian f

There are two existing grades in the eyes of an Asian parent.

1. A
2. Not a (an Asian F)

American grade to Asian grade translate

+A=B
A=-B
-A=D
+B=F
B=F
-B=x_x
+C= Please read the my Asian parents just found out I got a score below b book for reference

C=It is a legend that if your grade falls below this point the god yunogetapluss will erase every trace of existence and send you to the land of disappointments

You got a B now imagine your parent’s faces if they saw you got an F that is the Asian f

Or use your previous test score and refer to the translator

asian sunami

The act of Poseidon anal fucking asia

3/11/11 there was a asian sunami

asian pack

A group of asian friends so close that they are nearly impossible to pry apart.

I'm going out for sushi with my asian pack.

Asian Rooster

where you have sex with a girl while she is on her period. Then wipe the blood on her chin and cum on her chin so i drips down like a rooster.

DUDE!!! I fucked my girl, then gave her an asian rooster!

thats fucked up....