asian elf

Can only be used in dungeons and dragons. only asians can be asian elves, and as an asian you have to kick ass as much as possible. you have the ability to double your acrobatics, thevery, stealth, perception, athletics, and use more powerful wizard attack's, "by immagination."
They can also see in hi-def wide screen vision.

secret power in D&D that knowone knows except for asians, if said by anyone that you have a small pen15 you do a instant fatality to all the enemys.

(Banna butt 419) "YO, Ching Ling do all aisan elves (asian elf) have small pen15's."
(BOOM)
(Ching Ling) "Don't say that again or your next."

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Half Asian

People whos ethnicity consists of half asian and half something else.

Kiko is the greatest half asian in the whole entire world, my idol. Even if she has frequent chest pains. baboonaphiles!!!
LhahahahOaaaaaahLha!

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Asian 5

Mainly a New Zealand school term i'd say. But maybe used in other countries.

Basically means picking the 5 hardest subjects in Yr 13 (last year before uni) in NCEA standard. These are-

- Maths with Calculus

- Maths with Statistics

- Physics

- Chemistry

- Biology.

Some might also include English LvL 3(plz notice it's very hard for science-heads, i've experienced) as 6th subject.

Dude 1: So what topic are u planning to do this year?
Dude 2: Asian 5......sob sob*
Dude 1: MAN ur INSANE to the MEMBRANE......going med school??
Dude 2:yep.....

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Asian

Someone with yellow skin.

All lego minifigures are Asian.

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Asian

Asian people

Asian people eat cats
Asian people also eat dogs
Fucking yellow retards

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Asian Chad

The lifestyle of being able to make K-Pop stand wet instantaneously.
Usually their dads gift Asian Chads T-shirts.

Damn. Philipp is such an Asian Chad.

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Asian f

There are two existing grades in the eyes of an Asian parent.

1. A
2. Not a (an Asian F)

American grade to Asian grade translate

+A=B
A=-B
-A=D
+B=F
B=F
-B=x_x
+C= Please read the my Asian parents just found out I got a score below b book for reference

C=It is a legend that if your grade falls below this point the god yunogetapluss will erase every trace of existence and send you to the land of disappointments

You got a B now imagine your parent’s faces if they saw you got an F that is the Asian f

Or use your previous test score and refer to the translator

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