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Jay Bob Pritzker the governor of Illinois alias.
Governor toilet fuck is running around saying men can get pregnant. What a toilet fuck!
A used tampon that gets flushed down the toilet but end up plugging it. Then the janitor has to fish it out. (Common in high schools)
Janitor: these fucking bitchs keep flushing those toilet mice.
When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.
You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.
My boyfriend just asked for nudes but i'm TOILET TAGGED. I never learn, do I?
Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.
Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.
If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.
The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team
You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
The monster that comes out of the poop hole and eats your buttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.
Did you hear about Johnny? I heard he got his buttcheek eaten by the toilet monster.
It's when you wake up from partying hard on Monday.
Yo I had a bad toilet Tuesday last week. That porta-potty was ratchet.