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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 08, 2021


Care Mad

When you're mad, but only because you care too much.

The hiring team really dropped the ball on our last 2 candidates. I'm care mad about it.

by mrpoptart6 July 17, 2024


<7.9.6.7.>Why Would Terry Alan Crews have Children When He Is Unable To Care For Them<7.9.6.7.>

<7.9.6.7.>Why Would Terry Alan Crews have Children When He Is Unable To Care For Them<7.9.6.7.>

<7.9.6.7.>Why Would Terry Alan Crews have Children When He Is Unable To Care For Them<7.9.6.7.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025


Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011


My care cup is empty

My care cup is empty if homeskillet has celery this is not a butttickler brojob it is kinda Bangladesh (i miss brozilla like a fixed squirrel misses his nuts)

Mega-blows my nuts brojob, furthermore my care cup is empty

by Gnomiga November 18, 2023


<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Nike/Atmos Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Nike/Atmos Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Nike/Atmos Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles June 16, 2025


does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems

Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?

by truthtellingguy January 23, 2023