condom nugget

A Condom Nugget is a person that's an Asshole, or just being annoying.

Jerryf: "I don't want to hang out with Nicholas, he's such a condom nugget

Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum

Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no

coin condom

The wrapping around rolls of coins.

We need coin condoms to drop these quarters off at the bank.

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condom sharr

People who are pedophiles or do something wrong and refuse to own up to it

This mf really did me dirty

What a condom sharr

condomating

having sexual intercourse by using a condom so as to prevent pregnancy. The verb form is condomate.

Condomating is one of the effective contraception methods.

Condom courtesy

If you invite someone to your place to have sexually intercourse, you are the one who need to have the condoms (even if you don't care to use them) this rule apply to all (male/female/and everything else under the rainbow)

(Jack) "Hey thanks for inviting me over, so, shall we take this to the bedroom?"

(Jill) "Sure thing baby, did you bring protection?"

(Jack) "Well yeah but you invited me, you don't have a condom ready to go?."

(Jill) "No, should I?"

(Jack) "Uh, Yeah, it's only condom courtesy!"

windshield wiper condom

The bag people use to put on the rear windshield wiper before going through a car wash

Don’t forget to take of your windshield wiper condom after the car wash