driving finger

As opposed to the previous entry, this involves actually using a single finger to control the wheel, while you have the cell phone in the palm of your hand, and the other hand is either texting or dialing-- or seaching for the next song to play on the Ipod.

Johnny was using his driving finger to slip through traffic effortlessly, as he texted love notes constantly to his slut du jour.

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thumb drive

Working a hand job too hard with the thumb making direct contact with and collapsing the urethra. Imagine pressing out tooth paste with only your thumb on the underside of a penis with 100 stokes per minute, under the pressure of full grip.

My boy is getting surgery next week to fix the damage from that fat girl that gave him the thumb drive

AKA San Diego Stinger

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drive-by fucking

The act of engaging in loud, full-on sexual intercourse in a moving (or stationary) vehicle with all the windows rolled down in front of a friend's house while everyone inside is sleeping.

-Ugh, what is that awful racket at 4 in the morning?

-It woke me up too. Alicia's slut ass is outside with some dude and they're totally drive-by fucking us.

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Clothing Drive

When two parties swap articles of clothing while driving

I almost ran a red light while having a clothing drive last night.

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anal drive

The attraction from one man penus to another mans arse, and up and through every ventrical. It could also mean the drive right up the anus crack, and beyond.

Jim:"Ahhhhhhhhhh, i have got a hankering to anal drive you Bob".
Bob:"I guess it is what i always say, when in Rome".
Guss:"What the fuck are you talking about you two queers, we aren't even in Rome".

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Disco Driving

The act of driving under the influence of alcohol

"Ah shit, all the taxis have stopped. Looks like i'm disco driving home then!"

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Pile Drive

Freeze a log of feces. Enter a 69 position, with the woman on bottom and man on top. The man uses his hands to plow the woman vaginally or anally with the frozen log while she gives him a rusty trombone (i.e., giving a rim job while performing a hand job). When the man reaches climax, he turns into a position in which he can jizz on his lover's face while slapping her in the face with the soggy poopsicle.

1. I gave my girl a pile drive last night
2. I was a pile driver with that bitch

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