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What you ask someone after they have done something foolish, retarded, or just plain stupid.
The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.
Dude 1: Dude..... I just shot myself in the foot with a BB gun....
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?
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Working out while drunk often spontaneously or as a challenge at a bar or party. Derived from drunk push-ups.
Shane bet a free drink that Nan couldn't do 30 drunk-ups while at the pub.
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hiccups induced by alcohol and being drunk
"Man you drank a bottle of Bacardi and you're hiccuping hella bad, you got the drunk-ups!"
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When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.
Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."
Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"
Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"
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When you are drinking and minute you're fine and the next minute you're waste.
It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.
Yo dude red bull and vodkas get me Ninja Drunk. I never know when they are going to hit me.
I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.
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A party at which the guests divide into teams and accumulate points based BOTH on how many games/activities they can win AND how much alcohol they consume. Yes it's liquid. Yes it's yellow. So what?
Lisa is hosting the Drunk Olympics at her house this year. The Blue team will best the Red team again because we are smarter and can drink more.
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When one inserts an alcohol drenched tampon into their anus or vaginal cavity in order to induce prompt intoxication.
Bro, I am rolling 3 drunk diapers deep right now. Yeah bro...
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