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A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year
someone who thinks they’re a farmer, but are not
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A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.
As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.
A term to describe a league that, usually, only has a single team winning it every season.
“Man, Haaland is gonna turn the Premier League into a Farmers League.”
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He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!
Tyler Farmer is unforgettable.
He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!
Tyler Farmer is unforgettable.
a farmer of quince's (homosexuals)
Person 1:hello
Person 2:hello
Person 1:im a quince farmer
Person 2:ok