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Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost
Teddy Hyde : I’m getting jiggy with a rifle
what in the gen z
🎋 yo 🎎 what 😢 is 👨 🦰 up 🤴 you 🤴 Guys 👌 right 😎 now 🙎 ♂️ we 🤡 are 😛 at 👹 McDonalds 😡 and 👨 🔧 we 🩱 just 😏 found 🤗 out 🎨 when🎗 you 👨 🦰 come 👨 🦳 to 🎅 McDonalds 💤 at ☦ 3AM ☺ you 🥶 can 🎟 get 🎢 the 👝 Among 🩱 us 👩 🎨 Happy 👨 🔧 Meal 🦗
You gonna get agressive. Simple and Easy!
Carter: Pussy ass bitch!
Quantavious: Im about to get on hots. Dont play me with me bro!
When you are at a social event (party, wedding, dinner) and you get a lot drunker or higher than everyone else and it is very noticeable
*At a sit-down dinner*
John: Harry have you seen George he is absolutely shitfaced and we are only half an hour in
Harry: Yeah he is really getting it wrong
When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!
I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.
October 23 is now national get your girl or crush flowers day
it means we are going to fight
“you make me so mad you’re getting it.”