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Skid marks in your underpants.
My girlfriend was trying to be nice and wash my clothes, but then she made fun of the chinese laundry marks in my tighty whities and asked who taught me how to wipe my ass.
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The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around the car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.
Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Chinese Fire Drills down at the town square.
erm... ok, but you're the one driving this time!
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An awesome Tumblr blogger. Very funny and rather lovely. Has a cool theme. Nice posts. Seems to like Shrek. The queen of Tumblr. Everything about her is just perfect.
-Do you know 'perks-of-being-chinese'?
-Yeaaaaah!! She's that awesome blogger, isn't she?
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A warehouse in china were thousands of Asian woman are performing sexual intercourse 24/7 while doing so it sounds like and i quote a "Chinese Chicken Coop"
"Bro I stopped by this Chinese chicken coop yesterday and that s*** was lit as F****!"
"Owning or coming within 500ft of a Chinese chicken coop in the United States is highly illegal and very dangerous"
A condition associated with all-you-can-eat restaurants where diners wish to get such good value for money that they starve themselves all day in anticipation of being able to indulge in unlimited food. However, as a result of this period of anorexia the stomach shrinks and upon eating aforementioned buffet the stomach feels full in an unusually short amount of time.
Wow, I've only eaten one plate of sweet and sour chicken balls but I've got chinese buffet syndrome, I'm stuffed!
Upper China town, however only exists in myth.
Lets go to that classy Chinese area, its where rich Asian live!
a guy named Zhang Aiqin. His head is shaped like an egg and sang yi jian mei (xue hua piao piao) hes a gamering god
真情像草原廣闊, 層層風雨不能阻隔
My love is as wide as a grassland, no storm and rain can set us apart.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng cǎo yuán guǎng kuò
, Céng céng fēng yǔ bù néng zǔ gé)
總有雲開 日出時候, 萬丈陽光照耀你我
When dark clouds disperse and the sun rises, it’ll shine above us.
(Zǒng yǒu yún kāi rì chū shí hoù
, Wàn zhàng yáng guāng zhào yào nǐ wǒ)
真情像梅花開過, 冷冷冰雪不能掩沒
My love is like a blossoming plum flower that’ll never be submerged in snow.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng méi huā kāi guò
, Lěng lěng bīng xuě bù néng yān mò)
就在最冷 枝頭綻放, 看見春天走向你我
It blooms on the branch on the coldest day and leads us to the spring.
(Jiù zài zuì lěng zhī tóu zhàn fàng
, Kàn jiàn chūn tiān zǒu xiàng nǐ wǒ)
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雪花飄飄, 北風嘯嘯
When the snowflakes drift and the north wind whistles
(Xuě huā piāo piāo, běi fēng xiāo xiāo
)
天地一片蒼茫
The world is vast and boundless
(Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng)
一翦寒梅, 傲立雪中
There is a spray of plum blossoms standing still in the snow
(Yì jiǎn hán méi, ào lì xuě zhōng
)
只為伊人飄香
It only perfumes for its love
(Zhǐ wéi yī rén piāo xiāng)
愛我所愛無怨無悔, 此情長留心間
With all my heart and with no regret, the love lasts forever.
(Ài wǒ suǒ ài wú yuàn wú huǐ
, Cǐ qíng cháng liú xīn jiān)
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chinese egg man meme