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new discovery, people w the juicest fattest most wettest ussys get it. the longer u have it the bigger they r.
Barbie: Yo, I jus got budussy disease 101
Ken: Holy fuck!!! I need some now plz
A disease where one's ass hole has been shredded heavily, causing small chunks of asshole meat to dangle from the exterior rim, often times hanging by a thread. This horrific disease is developed from frequent secretions of gas, hence the term "Ripping Ass."
Helen Keller most likely developed Loose Meat Disease, as she frequently ripped ass not giving a fuck about her surroundings.
Koen.
Did you hear? Koen has big dick disease.
When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.
I was playing FIFA and I was doing so bad my teammates said I had mad koala disease.
1. The condition of a physically appealing female with no other attractive features aside from appearance.
2. a. When an attractive young woman loses the ability to interact with others on a socially meaningful level, usually due to low self-esteem, a superiority complex, and excessive flattery at a young age.
b. The opposite of ugly duckling syndrome.
1. Wow, girl x is hot, but she only sits around and smokes.
2. a. Girl x probably does nothing because people who say they care about her only care about her looks.
b. It's too bad girl x became attractive so early in life; now she has serious issues, pretty girl disease, and is a camwhore.
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A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.
Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?
John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?
Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.
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The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.
Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.
You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.
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