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Hard Scat

Regular scat but also involves the long-term decomposition of feces to produce a more rotten or decayed substance. The rotten shit is then used for sexual paraphernalia.

Damn babe, I can’t wait to spread my composting shit all over your stupid tits; hard scat is the best!

by The Human Whisk September 16, 2019


bullshit hard

So difficult that it is bullshit.

When a video game has random components that make it difficult and that are unpredictable, that game is said to be bullshit hard.

by jakezeppelinfan December 13, 2013


Hard bets

Hard bets- it’s like saying bet or like “ alright bet” but just saying hard bets in stead

“I’ll be picking you up at 5 tomorrow”. “Okay hard bets

by Members only September 4, 2018


The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 14, 2019


hard clothes

Jeans, tailored jackets, bras, or any clothing that is not soft and comfortable. The opposite of sweatpants.

I have not worn any hard clothes during quarantine, except for one work video conference.

by Vasha97 October 29, 2020


hard money

Any money in coin form, not paper. Most commonly refered to as “hard money” when people see loose change on the street. This occurrence prompts the people who saw the coins to drop what they’re doing, put their hands up, and say “hard monayy!” The origin of this action is unknown, but said to be good luck.

Person 1: Oh, so you work at a bank counting coins?
Person 2: Yeah, I handle a lot of hard money on a daily basis.

by Thefoxofflames October 9, 2017


Hard Three

1. When you are asked to pay a 3 dollar surcharge for driving your friends after offering to drive.
2. Extremely unimpressive girth

1. Yo broths, if you need a ride, all you have to do is pay me a hard three.
2. My sister was planning on hooking up with this guy, but after she saw he had a hard three, she got the fuck out of there.

by bpkings9 January 2, 2012