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You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.
I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"
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Part of the song "Stay Alive" from the Hamilton musical quoted by the character, Charles Lee. This quote has become a joke over the internet.
"I'm a general! WEEE!!" she yelled out, making her Hamilton reference of the day.
Translation: You are annoying and our interactions need to end immediately.
Uttered when a person realizes a dating partner is not worth it/crazy. A form of "it's not you, it's me." A lie to quickly end things without hurting the other person's feelings. Often has the opposite effect as the other party may engage in manipulative techniques to avoid a break up. Smooth as butter when it works.
Scenario 1
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person 2: Oh I see. Well I guess I'll see you around. Thanks for letting me know.
Scenario 2
Person A: Hey I know we've been seeing each other for a while but after a lot of thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship.
Person B: What do you mean? *Insert 3 hours of bs*
Person A: I'm sorry I can't talk about this anymore. *Blocks person B*
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A term used by a homosexual when they are urgently trying to get to a location in the fastest time possible.
Steve needed to get through the crowd, so he yelled "Move I'm Gay", which opened up the crowd as if they were the red sea.
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The true origin of this famous line came from the skit 'Reparations 04' in Dave Chappelle when black people were paid millions of dollars in compensation for historical slavery.
In the skit, a janior was asked by a reporter when she thought he should give up his job as a truck driver, when in actual fact, he bought the truck using the cash he has. He stated that he can afford the truck and a lifetime supply of cigarettes.
Now that I've won Lotto, I can finally pay of my mortgage and still have enough to buy a Ferrari. I'm Rich, Biatch!
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When you don't want to do something others want you to do.
Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.