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Every day leading up to Christmas send him a different booty pic. On Xmas night give him the whole thing.
babe can we do booty Christmas this year in the spirit of Christmas
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The act of using/playing with a gifts that you got for Christmas, on Christmas. After Christmas, using the gifts is not referred to as "Christmas-ing."
Man, all of these gifts are so great! I'm gonna be Christmas-ing all day.
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The night before Christmas Eve, bcos God created Adam b4 Eve...
23rd Dec Christmas Adam
24th Dec Christmas Eve
25th Dec The Big Mans Day
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Christmas Eve each year a fat man dressed in red (possibly to hide the blood) rides around on a "magical flying sleigh" led by drunk reindeers with names like Prancer (Yes:teh ghey),breaks into your home,steals your cookies and leaves crappy gifts that last till Boxing Day.
This criminal is thought to be armed and dangerous and has many doubles around the world that molest children that sit on their laps in malls.
He also has an army of evil munchkins who make crappy toys and kick people in their shins. They have also be known to partake in orgies.
If you approach him,he'll most likely yell "ho,ho,ho!" and shoot you with his laser gun.
Be afraid children,be very afraid.
Despite his name being chillingly close to Satan,Santa claims he is commiting all these henious on Christmas Eve crimes in the name of Jesus.
So we must conclude that not only is Santa evil,but so is Jesus. Amen.
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When a man gives a woman a facial in the winter time, or in a cold weather situation.
Greg gave Mary a White Christmas last night. However, it wasn't the White Christmas she'd hoped for!
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NO! not the duck you eat at the table on Christmas. How dare you! It is the magic rubber duck that brings duck related messages and gifts to you, but only if you believe in her (the christmas duck is a girl.) She doesn't only bring gifts on the 25th like Santa. She comes whenever she is called about to bring ducky cheer!
The Christmas Duck will come and leave notes and gifts for a certain duck fan in my dorm all throughout the week.
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When you burp and fart at the same time, emitting gas from both ends simultaneously.
1) Andrew ate so much steak that he busted a christmas cracker.
2)Sis is such a glutton that he always has a case of the chrisimas crackers.
3) Excuse me, I just christmas crackered.
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