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A place where middle aged gym teachers may go for jailbait with none of the consequences.
At school Jenny (age 16) was given extra tutoring on sexual education by her gym teacher (age 45).
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School. A place for education. Most people hate school for its boredom. Do you know why 'school' is spelled that way? Because even the person who invented 'school' didnt know what to call it, so instead he just described it as -
Six
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
and there we have it.
Why else would it be called 'School'? Its definitely not
Six
Awesome
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
> Sahool.
School
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Some of the things they teach you in school may possibly become vaguely useful in later life. About 50% of the crap they teach you is pointless,and will never be used in real life, and 30%is just review of the pointless crap they already taught you. If you want to become a lawyer...do you really need to know the history of Rome? I should be able to choose what I want to learn based on what I want to do in later life. If I want to be a construction worker, I'll take a class in architecture. If I want to be a math teacher, I'll take a class in math. We should learn only what will be of value in whatever job we hope to pursue as adults. Anything else is a complete waste of time. School does have some useful points, but it has many flaws that really need to be fixed.
Student: I want to own a restaurant when I grow up, so why am I stuck in school learning about the economical orientation of Madagascar?
Teacher: How dare actually wan to pursue your dreams!! Detention!
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The Place where kids fake sick to get out,cheat on tests,a place where they teach us things that well never use,lower your self-estem,where you have to eat crappy food and deal with the most annoying people youll ever meet,also deal with stalkers(people who dont leave you alone), a place where personal space doesnt exist and have the worst things happen like bad grades,bullies and annoying teachers
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A place that everyone hates while they're there...and looks back with nostalgia when they realise how **** their job is.
"Those were the days..."
Above quote = wrong.
The school teachers had canes, Were even more uninventive than today, Needed fewer qualifications to become teachers etcetcetc...
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A place where I get my daily supply of weed and experiment with the latest designer drugs. And a place where I learn how to make drugs too.
Kid: I'm going to school, mom.
Mom: That's my boy. I'm so proud that you like school so much.
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the utmost hell that is experienced for 12 years unless the stupid asshole that likes school wants to go to college
i will burn down the school if i have to go their one more fucking day!
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