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Being a pedophile
Oh Jerry did you hear Micheal has simonism?
Oh so he is a pedophile
1. Something that is unintentionally kitschy, tacky, or of poor quality, but these flaws go unnoticed by the admirers of said thing.
2. Something that was popular at some point in the past, but that now seems lame in retrospect.
Argh, not another Another Simon-ism
She is currently working at Passmores
She is the best teacher ever, but she is leaving for CAMBRIDGE. She will be missed
a cold-hearted bitch. tends to cheat on her boyfriends and fucks her best friends boyfriend's behind their back. a major cuck. pathological liar who only does what she wants. gives zero fucks about anybody else in her life.
"Oof that girl reminds me of Olivia Simon"
Simon has a massive bald spot and needs help
Keshav: Simons bald spot is so hot
Lincoln: You know it i would lick his bald spot
A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”