A genre of metal inhabited by bands desperately trying to reclaim old fans who bailed after they changed their sound to jump on an early '00s bandwagon
"Did you hear Death Magnetic? It's kinda rue-metal but at least they sorted that fucking snare."
Somebody who sells and/or manufactures guns on a small-business scale.
What’s Mike up to nowadays?
He watched War Dogs and now he thinks he’s a metal mover.
A Christian variant of death metal.
Instead of being focused on the theme of death, Christian metal artists are empowered by the resurrection.
Living Sacrifice? What type of music do they play?
Resurrection metal.
After 6 weeks of asking my girlfriend finally gave me her bronze metal.
It's the third best hole.
It's nice when you get it but it still kinda stinks.
awwe you dirty
Ass
Anal
Butthole
but love
it was one time
olympic
Someone who loves Metal, but also rocks all the key style elements. High-Tops, Skinny Jeans, Denim Cut, Sleeveless Tee, Lots of Hair, etc.
Dude! Check out this pack of Metal Lords!
The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
A metal version of something we all have just more fucking expensive
Omg metal straws #savetheturtles