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One of the cutest people on earth
Boy: Damn she must be a Casey-Lee Morgan-Davies
This is where they spend more more on the school then they do the lunch food. Teachers hog the bathrooms in the morning and that’s where smoking weed and vaping maybe even drinking goes on. The kids there are always I’m competition to see who can be better than one another. All around this school was shitty and the kids in it are bitches.
Bob: what school to do you go to?
Amy: Morgan County High School
Bob: Oh so your a bitch
Amy: excuse me?
Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.
Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!
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The act of making a girl orgasm so hard her hair extensions shoot out of her.
Man what a lucky dude, he gave that chick a Morgan County Angel Hair!!!!!
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a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman
Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”
One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
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An incredibly rare orgasmic move of cosmic proportions, The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style can be utilized to pause time itself l. The move is preformed by a person wearing a cowboy getup from 1889, she must succ on a comically small pp with an exploding motion, results have stated that the move is so pleasuring it has the ability to pause time and could possibly end existence as we know it
P1: "aye Br0 you tryna get this move known as the omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style no homo??"
P2: "aight Br0 sure"
Time: "aight im finna head out adios"
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