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When the bass in your car is so bumpin you get a boner
Austins truck is such a horny boombox
When a person is horny, many people who they otherwise would not consider, he/she will attracted. However as soon as he is relieved, that horny attractive person is no longer attractive.
Anton decided to watch porn and get off prior to meeting his ex-girlfriend. He didn't want to be pulled back into the toxic relationship based on his horny attraction to her.
When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Guy: Does horny flares count?
when you get so intensely horny you start shaking
Person one: I looked at zach de la rocha for too long and now im shaking
Persone two: youve got the horny shakes
When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.
Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny
A short girl that likes being picked up and fucked.
Jim said his girlfriend is a horny koala.
The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.