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horny boombox

When the bass in your car is so bumpin you get a boner

Austins truck is such a horny boombox

by BiggyD April 21, 2015


horny attraction

When a person is horny, many people who they otherwise would not consider, he/she will attracted. However as soon as he is relieved, that horny attractive person is no longer attractive.

Anton decided to watch porn and get off prior to meeting his ex-girlfriend. He didn't want to be pulled back into the toxic relationship based on his horny attraction to her.

by DiseaseDrugDumbassFree August 01, 2016


Horny Flares

When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Guy: Does horny flares count?

by fueledbysperm December 31, 2021


Horny Shakes

when you get so intensely horny you start shaking

Person one: I looked at zach de la rocha for too long and now im shaking
Persone two: youve got the horny shakes

by CharvelStar November 19, 2022


Dessert Horny

When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.

Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny

by RonaldPornStache September 01, 2015


Horny Koala

A short girl that likes being picked up and fucked.

Jim said his girlfriend is a horny koala.

by Batrmmmf December 19, 2014


inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022