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When you are horny so you grab a naked hotdog and rub it between a bun Until it breaks then cum on the bun
last night I pulled a horny hotdog
Someone Especially if their name is (Dale) who can make you super horny . The word horny maker is to be used in a high pitched voice preferably yelling it "HORNY MAKER!!!"
Show me your horny maker!!!!
A horny rabbit is the act of fucking a bitch whose legs and feet are pressed up against her chest like a rabbit.
I really wish Sarah was willing to try out the horny rabbit but she has already said no multiple times.
When a person is horny, many people who they otherwise would not consider, he/she will attracted. However as soon as he is relieved, that horny attractive person is no longer attractive.
Anton decided to watch porn and get off prior to meeting his ex-girlfriend. He didn't want to be pulled back into the toxic relationship based on his horny attraction to her.
When you get aroused for no reason often than usual.
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Guy: Does horny flares count?
when you get so intensely horny you start shaking
Person one: I looked at zach de la rocha for too long and now im shaking
Persone two: youve got the horny shakes
When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.
Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny